Michael Swain and Johnny Utah should have super-flash babies. I am in no way implying that either of these two individuals are gay (or if either of them are that or any other sexual orientation, there is completely nothing wrong with that and it's totally none of our business). I'm just saying, after watching both Tankmen and Mastermind a few times, I got to thinking that these two dudes are probably the BEST, hands down, this site has to offer in terms of both comedy and animation. Seriously. I might sound like a suckup here (but I don't feel bad, because I'm sure neither of the two gentlemen I've mentioned will actually ever read this) but I love just about everything these guys do. And we were to go and cross-splice their DNA in to one, super-duper flash creating, comedy writing, awesome artist ubermench, well, I think we could all just hang up our duds and go home, because the greatest flashes ever made would come out daily forever. And it would be paradise. Unless this super-child wanted to be a business major or something. Then I guess we just kill it and try harder next time.

Seriously though. Utah+Swain. Swaintah. The almighty.